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PETERCOFFIN.COM

2007-08-12T01:00:57Z

The blog has moved to PETERCOFFIN.COM! If you want to continue to read/watch my stuff, hit up

http://www.petercoffin.com

THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM Parody

2007-08-09T00:29:22Z

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MAILBAG: The Lohan Bum

2007-08-06T02:38:01Z

Name: Melissa
Message: On your Lindsay Lohan video where did you get the picture of the bum with the sign about his family being kidnapped????? We were walking to a San Fransico Giants game in March or so and he was out front with that sign and we gave him acouple bucks just for creativity of the sign!And it has so been my headline on my myspace page since we saw him!!! I was just wondering if that is the same guy???? I didn't have my camera and we wanted a picture and I have trying to find out if someone has posted it online and I happened to watch your video and saw it and almost died!!!!!!! Is there any way you can send it to me??????? Funny video by the way!!!!

Response: I actually just found that picture on the internet. Cool to know (part of) his story, though.

Golf is Boring

2007-08-05T13:23:04Z

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So yeah.

2007-08-05T02:42:22Z

I didn't bother posting the Whoopi video in the blog because it is so damn short and just serving a quick purpose. And that was to make fun of stupid Whoopi Goldberg while there was still some time left.

News has been pretty slow lately. I haven't had much to do the past couple weeks. So I went out and shot a piece at the golf course, where the 105th Western Amateur was going on. I have never been more uncomfortable doing a man-on-the-street piece.

This place was dead silent. That makes me nervous when there are hundreds of people and it's dead silent. Like, I was legitimately kind of freaked out while doing this thing. I don't think I want to spend time watching golf tournaments. You'd think something that people drink that much at would be loud. I saw so much beer in people's hands - I don't know how this stayed together.

I've never been to anything like that before, though. At least that I can remember.

MAILBAG: The Hoff

2007-08-04T20:33:07Z

Name: Jason
Subject: Good Stuff
From: San Antonio
Message: Just like to thank you for allowing me to waste my entire morning away watching your skits. Really funny stuff, have you considered doing a david hasselhoff (sp)skit with the video of him drunk out of his fucking mind, attempting to eat his fast food, all the while laying on the bathroom floor.

Later,
myspace.com/bigtom1976

I was too late on it, if I had come up with something within a week of the video coming out. I have no idea what could possibly be funnier than the original video, anyway. Thanks for checking out the site and on top of that mailing me.

-Peter

Half a million on Myspace

2007-08-04T16:27:51Z

Link goes to Revver

YOU CANNOT GET BETTER THAN THIS.

2007-08-03T16:38:19Z

petercoffin.com/forum

All this weirdness is hilarious

2007-08-03T03:41:42Z

I love people

2007-08-03T03:25:54Z

I seriously love this shit. It is AWESOME. And I am not being sarcastic, it's hilarious.

<th></th> <td>Yea man, great attempt at trying to play itoff. We both know ur deeply hurt by this message, because you know nowrealize just how much you suck and that your life is not really goinganywhere. ha. freakin weirdo. Honestly.

and you know what i just realized? you told me i was a biggerdouche than you, although i never called you a douche. So way to makeurself out to be a douche. queer.

respond to this: you need a nose job and most likely need to be laid.

----------------- Original Message -----------------</td>

My question to you is, "do you think I am actually affected by you?" Honestly. I simply respond to the messages I get.

I enjoy the negative feedback more than the positive.

-Peter

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Naturally Non
Date: Aug 2, 2007 11:23 PM

hahaha, you SIR, sir? haha, hey man i find it funny that your being affected by some random person on the internet. get over it douche bag. nose up, oops i mean chin up.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Peter Coffin, a minor annoyance
Date: 02 Aug 2007, 08:19 PM

You sir, are a bigger douche than me.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Naturally Non
Date: Aug 2, 2007 10:52 PM

shut the hell up and take ur own fucking advice. Dont pay attention to me, and the last time i checked ur stupid order of the phoenix parody had 41% Most of the people dislike u, you and your big nose.

ha, trying to act all smug and superior... haha this is the only thing that makes me laugh, and your ugly nose.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Peter Coffin, a minor annoyance
Date: 02 Aug 2007, 03:53 PM

You know what is a major annoyance? People like you that spend the time taking other people down. If you don't like something, don't pay attention to it. That is why people like Paris Hilton are famous - because people pay attention, even though they don't like it.

So if you don't like me, don't pay attention to me. If there are enough people that agree with you, I will eventually go away, right? Right.

-Peter

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Naturally Non
Date: Aug 2, 2007 5:18 PM

your videos SUCK.

Mailbag: Embed Codes

2007-08-02T22:55:52Z

Name: Erik Lapporte

Message: Dude, ur videos kick ass!!!! They\'re so damn hilarious!!! I was just wondering if you could put embed codes on the side, so i can show them to my friends...

Peace bro,
Erik

I've been trying to get Revver, the company I work with, to put a share thing on it.

http://one.revver.com/account/show/petercoffin

Every one of my videos is on that page with an embed code. Thanks a lot man. Also, you can email them at http://one.revver.com/corporate/contact - ask them to add embed codes and a download link to the widget at PeterCoffin.com

-Peter

HA!

2007-08-02T17:05:55Z

Click the image or here to download that Harry Potter clip that I deserve to die for!

OK! This is starting to get CRAZY!

2007-08-02T17:01:04Z

Ok, my videos are ROCKING myspace. Seriously. I don't know how this is going down. I am trying to keep up with the absolute TON of mail I am getting, but I can't. I seriously can't. I don't know how people who are actually famous handle the internet.

Anyway, if you'd like to download the Harry Potter video, this is the address to do it at: http://petercoffin.dontexist.net/qt;sharer=11871;download/332805.mov

I'd also really like it if people would join the message board. WE NEED MORE PEOPLE ON IT! That is at petercoffin.com/forum - At least try it out.

This is getting so fun! I'm going to be working on a new video tonight about Whoopi Goldberg joining The View. Should be decent!

Thanks everyone!

MySpace Front Page

2007-08-01T01:09:08Z

So that was pretty damn awesome. Old Spiderman was on the front page of MySpace.com - how I don't know. But it was awesome. A TON of people saw it yesterday and it KILLED the other 3 videos. They all had about 100,000 hits for the day and I totaled out at about 320,000.

That is absolutely crazy. 320,000 people heard me say Spiderman needs a bedpan. In a day. And today, somehow all the comments got deleted. But I don't care. It is so cool that it happened.

It's pretty cool, I'm watching a live concert on MySpace right now. Velvet Revolver. Pretty good so far. Later on tonight, I guess I get to ask Pam Anderson a question on Tom Green Live over the phone, so go to http://www.tomgreen.com

Crazy how this stuff goes.

MESSAGE BOARD!

2007-07-31T00:05:02Z

JOIN THE MESSAGE BOARD

http://yellowlights.net/underwear

ALL MYSPACE PEOPLE, JOIN THE MESSAGE BOARD!

Old Spider Man

2007-07-30T23:42:51Z

Old Spider-Man (petercoffin.com) - These bloopers are hilarious

Drunken Rocket Man

2007-07-29T17:00:49Z

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EMAIL ME

2007-07-29T16:44:35Z

On PeterCoffin.com, there is now a form to email me. Email me about anything you want to, and if I feel it would be good to post, I'll post it along with a response (and this awesome mailman picture).

OR CLICK HERE!

Mailbag

2007-07-29T15:28:48Z

askpetercoffin@gmail.com as ALWAYS if you want to mail me! I think I am going to set up a new section to email me.

Hey man its Angus/Gus/RapidFury90 - kicked gus out now, just Rapid... needed a good name change.

I loved you're latest videos man, keep it up... good stuff. I think the musical parodies work for ya.
Suggestion: Try and be a little diverse. I reckon there are plenty of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan videos out there. Try some celebrities that are not picked on much but deserve it ;)

Otherwise keep it up man! :D

Angus.

PS: Sorry i havn't been active on your forums. Bit busy, hope to hop back on soon, post a few things here... pay out some celebrities etc.

Hey Gus

I'm glad you are liking them. I think what I am doing this year is figuring out what I can do. That is why some of these things are failing - I mean... that Lohan song was met with a lot of hate (my favorite one said "You have no charisma, sense of comedic timing, or originality." - none of which you really use in a song parody - you use the songs timing and it is certainly not original to change the words to a song). I don't sing these songs too well, either. Rocketman was a little better. I may try to actually karaoke a song (or several) just for shits to see if I can do it right. I will admit I am nervous about singing and I think that makes it a bit more difficult.

But this year is kind of experimental. You may notice I have been doing one thing (like celebrity songs or cartoons) for a while and then another type of thing. The reason for that is that I am trying to get as good at that kind of thing as possible. Then next year, I will probably be doing a larger variety each week, where I can say "well, this idea is suited for this type of comedy."

This has kind of been the rebuilding year. The Stupid Show was gone in 2005, 2006 was kind of the time I "found myself" or whatever hippies say, then 2007, I really started trying to do comedy on my own.

So basically, that is that. Stick around, tell your friends, and just enjoy the site. I really try hard.

Thanks for the email, Gus.
-Peter

Woah.

2007-07-28T18:51:05Z

So this is where we're at. I'm not really satisfied with that Lohan song. Well, the song kicked ass. The video sucks, though. Not amusing. But the song was so good in my opinion, it needed to come out. I am really proud of that. It just had to have a video in order for it to matter in any way.

Next up is something about these drunk astronauts: http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/07/27/ap3961621.html

Get back on the message board. Jesus.

Hey Lindsay Lohan (Delilah Parody)

2007-07-28T03:43:28Z

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Lohan

2007-07-25T16:53:31Z

Sorry for the lack of updates lately, guys. It should stop tonight with a new video that Ashley and I wrote a couple days ago and has been in production since then. I can tell you that we wrote it before Lindsay Lohan got arrested and the fact that she got arrested is perfect.

Stupid Lindsay Lohan. She is like a walking target for people like me. Her and Hilton. They are all going down.

Someone made me as a Simpsons character

2007-07-24T03:14:48Z

Thanks to Big BM Show on Myspace:

This is what they need to make all prisoners do

2007-07-21T23:00:03Z

Filming kind of busted

2007-07-21T18:15:17Z

Nothing worth using as a bit got filmed today... I'm going to have to go somewhere else to do this. Kind of sucks.